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A new investigation now says
that an estimated 90,000 Americans are infected every year by an explosive, new
drug resistant "super-bug" disease. Everybody panic!
The Real Story is that if you want end-of the-world, we're all gonna die,
everything's on fire fear mongering, then you'll have to go someplace else,
because I'm turning in my badge. I can't take it anymore. Our country's capital
is moving to Mexico City; we've got Stalin in pantsuits running for office; our
current president is referencing World War 3; our schools are helping sixth
graders with their sex lives, and now you want me to be worried about washing my
hands more often?
You know what? At this point, I don't even care anymore, bring on the damn
superbug; take me now!
Now, I'll grant you that this may very well be the real thing. I mean, it's no
secret that we have a major problem with abusing antibiotics in this country,
but doctors -- if I may -- let me offer a piece of advice: If you want people to
take this seriously, you've got to stop with the annual panics. I mean, where is
the bird flu I was promised? Where's SARS, smallpox, mad cow, Ebola, West Nile
virus....where's my MONKEY POX?!?
You guys are like the "snakes on a plane" of the medical community; it's all
hype. Pretty soon, unless you start to deliver, no one's going to buy it
anymore.
I'm a reasonable guy and I'm willing to compromise on this with you because,
quite honestly, I do believe it and I'm legitimately concerned about the next
black plague or flu epidemic. The problem is that I'm just a lot MORE concerned
about things like Iran and radical Muslims who want us all dead. So here's my
offer, I think you'll like it: let's put your little superbug on the end of the
machetes that these Islamists are decapitating people with! That way, you get
the superbug into the news, and I get people to actually pay attention to
religious fanatics; it's win/win! Call my office, let's talk.
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