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GLENN BECK PROGRAM
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GLENN: There was
something weird about hearing that Evel Knievel was dead.
Evel Knievel is dead. Something that should have been said
probably back in 1968. Evel Knievel passed away from
"Natural causes" after a long battle with terminal lung
disease. He was 69, which is amazing for a guy who's done
what he did his whole life.
While everybody else is talking about the news of the day,
let me spend just a couple of seconds and talk about Evel
Knievel because I know most people are not, you know, fans
of motorcycle daredevils. I'm not, either, but if you are a
guy who grew up in the late Sixties and Seventies, chances
are that Evel Knievel helped you define what was cool. I
mean, even his name was awesome, you know? Evel Knievel. And
nobody looked better in white leather than Evel Knievel.
I was out last night having dinner with the guys as we
arrived in Toledo, Ohio from Orlando, Florida. We're doing a
show here in Toledo tonight. We all sat around. We were
talking about, you know, just different things, all the way
from global conspiracies to Evel Knievel and we started
talking about what he meant, what he represented and my
first thought was you know what, I really need to travel
with people who know how to make better conversation and
then I went beyond that. And the opinions of all of the guys
that were sitting at the table on Evel Knievel, we decided
that it really fit into three distinct categories. There
were those at the table who didn't seem to care much about
Evel Knievel, just a stupid guy in a stupid suit, symbolic
of the ridiculous Seventies, as embarrassing as disco, eight
track tapes and polyester bell-bottoms, but those came from
the people under 30 at the table. Then there was John Bobby
who's one of the writers of the program. He took a break
from stuffing his face full of key lime pie a la mode, I'm
not kidding you, to wax poetic for a little bit about how
Evel Knievel was the very essence of America. But he said
here's a man who dared to take chances, reach beyond his
grasp, overcoming adversity. John saw grace and honor in
Evel's stunts but I pretty much wrote that off as him being
drunk on steak and mashed potatoes. So everybody at the
table pretty much stopped listening to John Bobby for a
while. And a way I guess I can see some nobility in his
stunts, in a way. He was all about proving that just because
something seems impossible or dangerous doesn't mean that
it's not worth trying. No matter how many times he fell, he
always got up. There is something noble in that, something
quintessentially American about pushing the edges of the
envelope. He believed in God, country. He believed he could
do it and that made millions of us believe in him.
But it was the third option of Evel Knievel that made the
most sense to me and mainly probably because it was my
opinion, but in a way Evel Knievel's death, if you're my
age, 43, in a way is yet another sign of the death of our
childhood, the end of our youth. Evil was responsible for a
lot of the fun that I had as a kid. There was the Evel
Knievel stunt cycle where you wound up the motor and, you
know, a miniature Evel action figure would scream across the
dining room floor and drive my mother absolutely out of her
mind. I don't know how many times I heard, "Ahhh." Then
there was the stunt stadium, something I couldn't afford. It
had a ramp and the cheering crowds. The crowds were painted
in the bleachers. Do you remember looking through the toy
magazines around this time of the year? They had something
called The Escape from Skull Canyon, included monsters,
boulders, all obstacles for Evel Knievel, but Skull Canyon
didn't matter to Evel Knievel. He was fearless. He was a
superhero, real life. You could watch him in action on
television. Unstoppable courage was his greatest superpower.
Do you remember watching Evel Knievel? Do you remember
seeing him? I watched one of Evel Knievel's jump with my dad
on ABC's Wide World of Sports and I remember saying to my
dad, why exactly is he jumping over a whole bunch of
tractor-trailers and then into the side of the cliff? "Dad,
why is he doing this?" My father said, first response, "I
don't know." And then he said, "Because he thinks it can be
done." Didn't matter what the answer was. We both watched
anyway. We held our breath while Evel was in the air, his
star-spangled cape flapping in the wind.
I think mostly we were hoping he would make it, but a small
part of us would wonder if he would and if he didn't, what
this crash would look like, would it be like Caesar's
Palace, 1968, would he still be able to get up if he ended
up going down. After one of Evel Knievel's big jumps, me and
the neighbor kids would be out on our Huffys. We would build
ramps, jump over puddles, piles of rocks, even somebody's
little brother if we could talk them into it. All boys need
is inspiration to show off, and Evel Knievel was an
inspiration. He inspired millions of boys that are now men.
You know, because of the way he lived his life, he shattered
bones. He literally spent years in the hospital. I've always
thought that was stupid, dumb as a box of rocks. But you
know what? Even if he was crazy for trying to leap over the
Snake River Canyon in a rocket cycle, he stood for a whole
lot more than today's daredevils. Today's daredevils seem to
just race downhill in grocery carts and eat tubs of cow
wings. That's a jackass. Evel Knievel was a badass.
So I just didn't want this program to start today without
recognition of Evel Knievel. I wanted to mark the day that
we all have to file away some memories after we look at them
for a while, file away the memories of putting playing cards
in my bicycle spokes so I could sound just a little bit more
like Evel Knievel's bike, put that plastic stunt cycle up in
the attic. Maybe I can find one. Rafe would get a kick out
of it, show him how to make it scream across the dining room
floor, drive his mom crazy. Evel Knievel, gone this weekend
and so is our childhood. But you know what? I can truly say
that I enjoyed them both while they were here.
Two weeks ago Evel updated his website with this one
sentence: To be a man, to do my best, to stand alone is my
only quest. God speed, Evel Knievel, and we all wish you
happy landings on your last and greatest leap.
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