GLENN BECK PROGRAM
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GLENN: So this is why I wanted to, and I think now that we're on the air with it, Stu, it would be false advertising to say every 1,000 books Simon and Schuster is going to give the liberal colleges, liberal teachers, some of the liberal politicians, whatever a box of these books, and I think that's tremendous, a tremendous heartfelt donation from Simon and Schuster, to try to be able to set colleges and universities straight.

STU: See, and now all we have to do is, A, we have to figure out who we're sending them to.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: And then B, we need to figure out how you're going to personalize each one.

GLENN: I would like the -- (laughing.) I'll try for the ones at Columbia. "Hey, dummies, read this one."

STU: When you're done with the Ahmadinejad speech.

GLENN: Yeah. When you're done kissing the butt of brutal dictators, give this a whirl. Can you imagine what they're going to say? Can you imagine -- I love some of their reviews in some of these, you know, liberal people that clearly haven't even read the book on the fine hobo.

STU: You're seeing where he --

GLENN: Oh, yeah. Well, they're saying what I say in the book -- never said anything like it. They say I say in the book that poor people are just lazy.

STU: No, I don't think that's in there. I'm pretty sure.

GLENN: I'm pretty sure, too. But can you imagine what they will do on the "Where's hobo" chart? It's like where's Waldo chart? It's tremendous. They will go crazy. Blood will shoot out of their eyes.

STU: The point being, though, that it's a very, very, very small percentage that's insanely overblown by the media all the time.

GLENN: No, here's the real point. What is it going to be like when I send Stu with the very first box of books to Columbia University library to make a donation to make sure this is on the library shelf?

STU: Do I get to bring a giant truck with the one box of books?

GLENN: No, but I can find a flack vest for you that you might need that. So here's what we should do. Should we set up a special address or just mail it to me?

STU: Yeah, just me@GlennBeck.com.

GLENN: Just e-mail me, me@GlennBeck.com if you would like to nominate a liberal library, some liberal university or, you know, maybe your kid is gone and, you know, just been indoctrinated. We'll go ahead, for every 1,000 books that we sell from hereon out, we'll donate a box of them.

STU: They are going to love it. I'm sure they are going to accept all the donations, too.

GLENN: And you know what? I want to hear your story. I want to hear why they should be nominated, why they should get the box, possibly what I should say in the dedication on the front flaps of the books.

STU: Maybe we can donate them in people's honor. Like if your kid goes to a college.

GLENN: Yes.

STU: And they get indoctrinated and you have a good story about it, we can donate the books in their honor.

GLENN: And that way it could be, you know, donated in the loving memory of, you know, your son or daughter's name, who had a clue before they attended this university and lost their soul.

STU: Something of that.

GLENN: Something like that.

STU: We're just, we're freestyling here. We're freestyling.

GLENN: Just thinking out loud. So if you'd do that, send it to me, me@GlennBeck.com and we'll start going through those tomorrow.

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