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GLENN BECK PROGRAM
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GLENN: All right.
Who do we have?
DAN: I believe we have Anthony in Indy to start it off.
GLENN: Anthony in Indianapolis. How are you, sir?
CALLER: Good morning.
GLENN: How are you?
CALLER: I'm all right.
GLENN: Good. We have four quick questions. Here you go. You
ready?
CALLER: Yeah.
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GLENN: What's your favorite policy of Barack Obama?
CALLER: All for the people.
GLENN: For the people? I love that one. Have you noticed how
many of the Republicans are antipeople?
CALLER: All of them. |
GLENN: Name two candidates running for President of the
United States in 2008.
CALLER: Barack and Clinton.
GLENN: Barack and Clinton? Which one are you going to vote
for?
CALLER: Barack.
GLENN: Me, too, man. I love him. I love him. He is really,
he is really good, you know? If we can get the free
healthcare and the -- you know, what's your favorite policy
of Barack Obama?
CALLER: All for the people.
GLENN: For the people? I love that one. Have you noticed how
many of the Republicans are antipeople?
CALLER: All of them.
GLENN: All of them, I know. It's weird because it's almost
like they're people. They almost had us convinced that the
Republicans were people for a while. You know what I'm
saying? It's crazy.
CALLER: You're right.
GLENN: Who is GI Joe?
CALLER: GI Joe is Barbie's boyfriend.
GLENN: Barbie's boyfriend? Can we give him Barbie's
boyfriend? No, no. If Barbie were Paris Hilton, maybe that
would be true but not exactly. He's currently a UN deputy
undersecretary to the assistant under undersecretary of the
UN.
Next question, do colleges and universities lean
conservative or liberal in their teachings?
CALLER: Conservative.
GLENN: I'm sorry. Let me -- maybe we had a phone connected
-- the question is do colleges and universities lean
conservative or liberal in their teachings?
CALLER: Conservative.
GLENN: Sorry. We may have had a phone connection. It sounded
like you said conservative. Did you -- oh, you meant -- did
you mean -- I'm sorry. Did you break up? Did you mean
communist?
CALLER: Communist? Conservative? All the same thing.
GLENN: You are exactly right. Go, Barack.
Name two states that border Alaska.
CALLER: I have no idea.
GLENN: Come on, take a guess. Two states that border Alaska.
CALLER: I have no idea.
GLENN: No idea? All right. Well, we were looking for Rhode
Island and Hawaii.
CALLER: Okay.
GLENN: All right? Thank you so much.
CALLER: All righty.
GLENN: All right, bye-bye.
And there you go. There's our Barack Obama voter. There you
are. Good stuff, huh?
By the way, anybody surprised that a voter who says that
conservative and communism, same thing and says that Barack,
his favorite policy of Barack Obama is, he's for the people?
Is anybody surprised that that guy also thinks that GI Joe
is Barbie's boyfriend?
STU: GI Joe likes that.
GLENN: I mean, Barbie is hot.
STU: And Ken is such a, he's so -- GI Joe would kick the
crap out of him.
GLENN: Kick the bat snot out of him.
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