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GLENN BECK PROGRAM
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GLENN: By the way,
I don't know about you, but I believe Pope John Paul is
coming back as fire, in a campfire, don't you -- am I alone
in this? Stu, did you see the spooky picture of Pope John
Paul and the campfire?
STU: Yes, I did,
Glenn. It is amazing.
GLENN: Yes.
STU: The campfire has taken the shape of one picture of John
Paul out of the millions of pictures that were taken of him
and honestly it's obviously a sign from God.
GLENN: This is like the most viewed thing over in Europe
right now. Europe -- here's this Godless -- this Godless
collection of countries. I mean there's like -- no, there's
like four people that actually still believe in God over in
Europe, but they get a campfire in the shape of the Pope and
they are all saying, there's the Pope; he's coming back as a
campfire.
STU: I don't know. I think if I believe that's what God was,
too, that he was wasting his time making the outline of
people who we kind -- who we remember from a few years ago
in a fire, I don't know that I would believe in that God,
either. He would be wasting his time.
GLENN: Hang on just a second. It's not Pope John Paul. It's
not a guy we kind of remember. Pope John Paul was a great
man.
STU: No, I said we remember. He died obviously, but I just
don't see why that would be on God's priority list. I just
think he's got a lot going on.
GLENN: He's everywhere and nowhere. He's at the campfire.
He's like, I'm at the campfire, I'm taken back, I wanted to
have some good times. What, I wanted to make the fire look
like Pope John Paul.
STU: I just don't think this guy is doing CGI special
effects.
GLENN: I will have to say, I will have to say with all the
stuff going on in the world, I will have to say that it is a
poor use of God's time.
STU: I won't -- yes, I definitely agree with that.
GLENN: If you're going to do a miracle, throw us a bone with
Nancy Pelosi a turkey, will you? Can you help us there?
STU: And I just don't -- like, I think if God wanted to send
a message through fire, okay, he would probably make it
really descriptive, perfect, make it freeze like that maybe
for a few minutes. You know what I mean?
GLENN: That would be too obvious.
STU: Why can't he be obvious? Why not?
GLENN: He stopped being obvious in, you know, around 2,000
BC. He stopped.
STU: Well, Glenn, he does work in mysterious ways.
GLENN: He does.
STU: So I mean, his mysterious way's apparently roasting
marshmallows. Apparently that's what he's decided.
GLENN: No offense, and don't get me wrong. I love Pope John
Paul. He was a great, great man, did a lot of just
spectacular things. He and Reagan are responsible for the
dismantling of the Soviet Union. He was a remarkable man his
entire life, but I don't think he's coming back as a
campfire. I think that's a little -- I think that -- first
of all, you know, the image of the Pope on fire, you would
think that would be the last thing that he would want to
come back as. Let me come as a burning effigy. I don't think
that's a good thing.
STU: Yeah, it doesn't seem like it would be. But hey.
GLENN: Look, I believe in miracles, I do. I believe miracles
happen. I said a minute ago that God stopped being obvious.
That's not true. God has been -- God is obvious when you
look for him, but I think when people are looking down at
their cheese sandwich and they say, that's the virgin
Mary... I don't think he's --
STU: Yeah.
GLENN: I don't think he's like, watch this... it's the
virgin Mary on a cheese sandwich; how great is that, huh?
STU: If this is what he's doing, he's definitely -- I would
say maybe later in life, you know, later in his production
career has dropped production because back in the day he was
making bread and now he's just staining sandwiches?
GLENN: Yeah. You're like, what happened to the parting of
the Red Sea?
STU: That was cool.
GLENN: "I'm tired. Here's a cheese sandwich." I mean, I
think you don't care as much? What is that?
DAN: Make a piece of bacon look like David or something and
we'll call it a day.
GLENN: I don't think he's doing that. "Look at this; it's a
knot in a tree. Oh, look, it looks like St. Peter." Nobody
really those what St. Peter looks like. "Trust me, that's
what he looked like."
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