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Caption this Photo of Michael Jackson and Al Sharpton


We asked you to caption the photo below, and here is what you think they are saying.... Listed in no particular order.....

(AP Photo/Stephen Chernin)

OK Michael you've thrown in the race card...Now pick a color!

Hey Michael, I visited your proctologist last week and he put both hands on my shoulders, is that normal?

No I'm NOT going to pull your finger!!

Sorry, I don't know if Lil' Bow Wow is dating yet

Hey I found a little black patch behind your ear.

Check out the little boy behind you. He's 10, but he's got the body of an 8-year-old.

Gee, your hair smells terrific.

You swear to me you're a black man?

Three boys and a monkey? Just keep yelling racism, and I'll see what I can do.

My room, 10pm, I'll bring the chimp this time.

Michael, you better wrap this up. The lighting is melting the left side of your face!!

Michael, you're a freak. I'm outta here.

Excuse me, Michael but before I go any further with this case could you please get your hand off my ass!

LOOK MIKE, YOU KEEP EM BUSY TILL JESSE AND I GET THE MONEY.

I wish I was a kid again

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