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People are constantly saying that there is a political side to Star Wars. So we took the liberty of looking for the connection between Star Wars and the Middle East. Some connections are based on character, some are based on looks.

Submit your ideas on other characters here!

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Bush is Luke


But is Rice really Princess Leia?


Is Hillary really the Emperor?


Is Saddam really Darth Maul?


Is bin Laden really Darth Vader?


Bush 41 makes a great Obi-Wan


Powell is played by Samuel L Jackson


C3P0 = Tony Blair


Cynthia McKinney is Jar Jar.


Suicide Bombers = Stormtroopers.
Couldn't hit anything with a gun.


Ewoks = Northern Alliance


Tom Daschle is Boba Fett.


R2D2 is Stephen Hawking


Al Gore = Trees of Endor
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Looks, Character

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He's old and bald, so the visual connection is pretty clear. He's wise and also a teacher. In addition he's done his share of butt kicking.
   
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Character

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You should be able to connect the dots on this one.
 
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Looks

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Nothing really goes here; we just thought he looks like Jabba the Hutt.
 
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Looks

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Nothing really goes here, either, but we were stunned by his resemblance to Watto from -Episode I-.
 
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Character

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None.
 
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Looks

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Big, hairy, smelly, manly. Those are the words that come to mind when you think of Janet Reno. Also we have proof that Janet Reno married a Florida Skunk Ape, see it for yourself.
 
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Looks

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Look at the eyes. Either picture. Move your head back and forth, from side to side. The eyes ... they follow you. If you want to learn more about Allan Colmes, visit our Allan Colmes Magic Eye-Ball.

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What you're saying.....

I never could vote for Joe Lieberman as he looks dead on the evil Emperor/ Senator Palpatine.
 - Beth

On annoyance factor alone, Jar Jar Binks should be played by James Carvill.
 - Tom

This is great! But do you really think Bin Laden should be Darth Vader? I can't see him as Luke's/ Bush's father.
 - Linda

I see the resemblance with Jabba/Sharon, but it misses on character - I think it's pretty clear... slobbering, fat, disgusting, morally repugnant and down right evil - Jabba the Hut IS Barney Frank!!!!!!!!
 - T. Conlan

Arafat as Jar Jar, his lips get to quivering so fast when he gives his speech's that he becomes unintelligible.
 - Parts Unknown

Bin Laden cannot be Vader. There is no chance of him coming back to the good side. Bin Laden HAS to be Darth Maul because, ultimately, in the end, he gets himself cut in half.
 - Dustin

I think that Jabba the Hut's equal would be Glenn Beck (Beck the Hut). Jabba the Hut was the fattest character in the Star Wars movies and he was always stuffing his face. Glenn Beck is the fattest man in the world and is always stuffing his face.
 - Shane

I'm sorry but Jabba has got to be Ted Kennedy. He's slimy, has a troll like following and you just know he's dirty! Not to mention that they are both grotesquely obese and are seen by many as the scum of the earth. 
 - Dan

I love the Gore=Trees of Endor but, aren't we giving him too much credit in that trees have a strong structure and can still grow?
 - Steve

I like the bush 41 for Vader after all he is Luke's father - and three words for ya about turning to the dark side - "no new taxes!"
 - Scott

Daschle is Anakin. He's just so damn annoying
 - Chuck

Remember the little hairless creature that Jabba the Hutt kept on a short leash. It was constantly bitching and shrieking and gloating and reminds me of James Carville.
 - Polly