Dunkin'
Donuts employees of Arab extraction celebrated
as news of the attack on the World Trade Center
and Pentagon was aired. Or Terry Bradshaw kicked
the asses of Arabs he caught celebrating on that
day. (10 November)
Green Party activist Nancy
Oden was denied permission to fly because she
represents a political party that opposes the
bombing of Afghanistan. (7
November)
A convicted terrorist released
by Israel at the insistence of the United States
participated in the September 11
terrorist attacks on America. (7
November)
Not all of the money donated to various charities
to benefit victims of the September 11
terrorist attacks is being distributed to those
victims. (7 November)
A photograph captured an unlucky tourist
posing on the observation deck of a World Trade
Center tower seconds before a hijacked airliner
smashed into the building. (6
November)
California governor Gray Davis announced that a
credible threat existed about planned terrorist
activity against major bridges
in California. (6 November)
"The Real Deal," words of wisdom
about gas, germs, and nukes, was written by Army
veteran Red Thomas. (6 November)
An "Open letter to terrorists from an
American grandfather" was written by Dr.
Charles F. Stanley, the Atlanta pastor who
appears on the "In
Touch" radio and television broadcasts.
(6 November)
A dog named Daisy
rescued countless souls from the damaged World
Trade Center towers. (6
November)
"God Bless the USA" singer-composer Lee
Greenwood dodged the draft in the 1960s by
fleeing to Canada.* (5 November)
During wartime, the seal of the President of the
United States is modified so that the eagle's
head faces the opposite direction.*
(5 November)
Six
men of Middle Eastern appearance were stopped
by police in the Midwest but released, even though
they possessed Israeli passports and photographs
and descriptions of a nuclear power plant in
Florida and the Trans-Alaska pipeline.
(5 November)
Oliver
North stated during the 1987 Iran-Contra
hearings that Osama bin Laden was "the most
evil person alive" and that "an assassin
team [should] be formed to eliminate him and his
men from the face of the earth." (3
November)
Seven women have died from sniffing perfume
samples sent to them in the mail. (3
November)
Muhammad
Ali offered a pithy quote about religion while
visiting the World Trade Center site. (31
October)
Garlic
and oil of oregano are proven to be effective
treatments for anthrax. (31
October)
General John J. Pershing effectively discouraged
Muslim terrorists in the Philippines by killing
them and burying their bodies with pigs.
(30 October)
University peaceniks
are chased from a restaurant by patrons singing
God Bless America. (26 October)
E-mail message examines various automobile
manufacturers' contributions to September 11-related
relief efforts. (26 October)
The Clinton
administration failed to track down the
perpetrators of several terrorist attacks against
Americans. (26 October)
A tugboat on the Mississippi and a Coast Guard
post in Natchez were sprayed with a harmful
substance by a mysterious crop
duster in mid-October.
(26 October)
Los Angeles has been targeted for further
terrorist activity on October
26. (25 October)
American propaganda
broadcasts are telling the Taliban that they are
'condemned' and instructing them in how to
surrender. (24 October)
Some people take umbrage at restrictions on
expressions of patriotic
sentiment. (23 October)
The fire chief of Berkeley,
California, ordered the removal of American flags
from city fire trucks. (23
October)
The FBI investigated the purchases of large
amounts of candy
from Costco stores in New Jersey but found nothing
to be concerned about. (23
October)
Women: Take off your clothes
and scare terrorists! (23
October)
Signing an e-mail petition will help establish a National
Firefighters Day. (22
October)
Coded images in oil
paintings reveal plans for an upcoming
"massive germ attack on the U.S."
(22 October)
Based on information from a meeting with President
Bush, Bishop T.
D. Jakes of Dallas told his
congregation to stock up on supplies in
anticipation of a "chemical war."
(22 October)
A mother cat
and kittens were found living in the basement of a
restaurant beneath the rubble of the World Trade
Center. (22 October)
Girl receives letter from her disappeared Afghan
boyfriend saying terrorists are going to strike at
U.S. malls on Halloween.
(21 October)
Senator John
McCain delivered a speech about a Vietnam POW
who was beaten for sewing an American flag into
his shirt. (20 October)
Osama bin Laden owns Snapple.
(18 October)
Ironing
your mail will kill any lurking anthrax spores.
(18 October)
His Holiness the Dalai
Lama composed a letter in response to the September
11 terrorist attacks in which he urged the
people of the world to become "spiritual
activists." (18 October)
A Romanian
newspaper ran a stirring pro-American editorial.
(18 October)
Delivery person who saw Arabs at a convenience
store celebrating the terrorist attacks pulled all
Budweiser
product from that store. (18
October)
Schools and other municipal agencies have been
ordered to remove banners displaying the phrase 'God
Bless America.' (17 October)
A writer named Rob Suggs penned the poem "The
Binch" in order to help explain the World
Trade Center attacks to the children at an Atlanta
hospital for whom he performs story-telling
therapy. (15 October)
President George W. Bush has sponsored the
creation of a Presidential
Prayer Team. (15 October)
Kindness performed for a stranger nets warning
about upcoming terrorist attack. (12
October)
Fear of exposure to Anthrax
delivered by mail is running high. (12
October)
Bert, the Sesame Street muppet,
appears on posters carried by supporters of Osama
bin Laden. (12 October)
President George W. Bush has been nominated to
receive the Nobel
Peace Prize. (12 October)
A schoolboy predicted the start of World
War III one day before the terrorist
attacks on America. (12 October)
Actor James
Woods observed and reported four hijackers
making a trial run on an airline flight before the
September 11 terrorist attacks on
America. (11 October)
Thirty Ryder, Verizon, and U-Haul trucks
have been stolen recently, presumably by
terrorists who will use them in the ongoing attack
on America. (11 October)
Construction workers at the World Trade Center
found two metal beams in the shape of a cross
a few days after the September 11
terrorist attacks. (9 October)
The Reuters
news agency has proscribed the use of the word
'terrorists' to describe those who pulled off the September
11 terrorist attacks on America.
(9 October)
Being an only
child (or an only son) automatically exempts
you from military service.* (8
October)
ABC News has asked their reporters not to wear American
flag lapel pins or red, white, and blue
ribbons. (8 October)
Actor Jackie
Chan was scheduled to begin filming a movie at
the World Trade Center on the morning of September
11 but changed his plans because the
screenwriter failed to deliver the script for the
planned scene on time. (7
October)
Horrific events put paid to a cheating husband's alibi.
(5 October)
The slighting comment of an American girl about
the size of his penis
gave rise to Osama bin Laden's hatred of the USA.
(5 October)
Four thousand Israelis
employed by companies housed in the World Trade
Center stayed home from work on September
11, warned in advance of the impending
attack on the World Trade Center.* (5
October)
The winner of the FOX reality TV show "Murder
in Small Town X," a New York city
firefighter, was killed during rescue efforts at
the World Trade Center. (4
October)
A Canadian
policeman was suspended after travelling to
New York to help search for survivors of the
terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center.
(4 October)
The town of Gander
in Newfoundland played host to thousands of
airline passengers stranded there when American
airspace was closed after the September 11
terrorist attacks. (4 October)
Driving with your headlights
on during daylight hours on October 11 will
demonstrate national solidarity and respect for
the victims of the September 11 terrorist attacks.
(4 October)
On NBC's Today program, Billy
Graham's daughter said to Bryant Gumbel that
"We need to make up our mind --
do we want God or do we not want Him . . .
We cannot just ask Him in when disaster
strikes." (3 October)
MSNBC's
web site displayed unfortunate ad placement after
the September 11 terrorist attacks.
(3 October)
In the days just prior to the September 11
terrorist attacks, the stocks of United and
American Airlines were shorted
by parties unknown. (3 October)
Several people falsely claimed to have lost
loved ones in the September 11
attacks. (2 October)
Man trapped high in the collapsing World Trade
Tower rode
the falling debris to safety. (2
October)
The September 11 terrorist attacks on America were
a failure from a statistical
standpoint. (2 October)
Several domain
names related to the September 11 terrorist
attack on America were registered before the
attack. (1 October)
Light a candle
tonight for a satellite photo. (1
October)
The German destroyer FGS Lutjens saluted
the American destroyer USS
Winston Churchill with a "manning
the rails" ceremony and the display of a
banner reading "We Stand By You."
(30 September)
A United Airlines pilot delivered a pre-flight
speech in which he instructed passengers how to overpower
any hijackers that might be aboard. (30
September)
A "Voter
Virus" is being disseminated via e-mail.
(30 September)
In 1941, newsman Edward R. Murrow
penned a piece about the need for restraint in the
American response to the Japanese attack on Pearl
Harbor. (29 September)
Starbucks
charged ambulance workers $130 for three cases of
water intended for the injured during the search
and rescue at the World Trade Center. (29
September)
An unburned Bible
was found amidst the charred wreckage of the
Pentagon after the September 11
terrorist attack. (27 September)
Sending a petition to the United
Nations Information Centre will help prevent World
War III. (25 September)
Dr. Tony
Kern, a former USAF Lieutenant Colonel,
authored a letter about what America can expect in
a war against terrorists. (25
September)
On-line bookseller Amazon.com
is partnered with the web site Intifada.com.
(25 September)
Typing particular letter combinations into
Microsoft Word using Wingdings
and Webdings fonts produces some eerie results.
(23 September)
CNN
used old footage to fake images of 'Palestinians
dancing in the street' after the terrorist attack
on the USA. (23 September)
Picture shows graphic message sent by terrorists
via cell
phone to communicate success of attack on New
York City. (23 September)
A further wave of terrorist attacks was due on September
22. (22 September)
Images of the World Trade Center fire reveal the
face of Satan!
(21 September)
The planned cover for a hip-hop album
due to be released in November depicted an
exploding World Trade Center. (20
September)
A writer named Tamim
Ansary penned an essay from the perspective of
an Afghan-American. (20
September)
President Bush declared, "I'm not gonna fire
a $2 million missile at a $10 empty
tent and hit a camel
in the butt." (20
September)
A U.S. company banned its employees from
displaying American flags.
(20 September)
Osama bin Laden owns extensive gum
arabic holdings. (19
September)
A bound pair of hands
was found atop one of the buildings near the
former World Trade Center towers. (19
September)
An impressive array of elevens
can be shaken out of the 11 September
2001 terrorist attacks. (18
September)
Clear Channel Communications has issued a list of
songs officially banned from airplay to their
American radio
stations. (18 September)
A Nostradamus
prophecy about the fall of 'two brothers' (meaning
the World Trade Towers) predicts the imminent
start of World War III. (17
September)
Television evangelists Jerry
Falwell and Pat Robertson said that liberal
civil liberties groups, feminists, homosexuals,
pagans, and abortion rights supporters bear
partial responsibility for the terrorist attacks
on the USA because their actions have turned God's
anger against America. (17
September)
You can aid the search for Osama Bin Laden by
donating money to a band of hackers.
(16 September)
Blue envelopes from the Klingerman
Foundation containing sponges saturated with a
deadly virus are being anonymously mailed to
random Americans.*