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RamaHanuKwanzMas
Don't offend people by using the 'C' word this
holiday season, instead tell them to have a
happy RamaHanuKwanzMas. |
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GET OFF MY PHONE - VIDEO!
On March 5, 2003 Glenn just
couldn't take it. You heard it on the air, but did you see it?
High speed connection recommended. |
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Real American A-Holes: Tax Code Inventor
Our tribute to the person that invented the Tax Code. |
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I like the French
Glenn duplicates the
success of “I like Chinese” by simply changing the lyrics to
express Glenn’s feelings towards the French. |
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I like
Chinese
One of the most requested
and popular bits of the program. First aired during the events
following the Chinese holding of U.S. military personnel, after
a U.S. spy plane was forced to land on Chinese territory.
Follow-ups include 'I like the French' (Below). |
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Unsorted Comedy Bits |
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Revised Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth
Behind Jesus Christ
The life of Jesus
Christ is a wonderful story but is full of
un-PC terms and language. |
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A Scott
Peterson Film Strip
Peterson can only help
his defense with this high quality
production. |
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HELP! I can't
get clean
showerhead
Do you spend all day
looking at ****warts? Well you need the new
'HELP! I can't get clean showerhead!' |
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Interview with Teresa Heinz Kerry
Glenn talks with Teresa
Heinz Kerry about a recent article in
Newsweek magazine. |
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Interview with George Bush 41
Glenn talks with former
President George Bush 41 about this thoughts
on the election, and Michael Moore. |
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Gloat Fest or
Pity Party?
What will happen on Wednesday, November 3rd? |
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The Making of a
Waffle Head Soundtrack
Glenn Beck creates the soundtrack for
Project Longface. |
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Revised
Scholastic Films: Election 2004
Revised Scholastic Films presents truth
behind the election of 2004. |
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Glenn
interviews Bob the Anti-Christ about the
election
Glenn's exclusive interview with Bob the
Anti-Christ about the Presidential debates. |
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Jim Dingle
interview with Doug McFudgen
Dingle talks taxes with Doug McFudgen. |
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Al Gore's
Debate Preview
Al Gore calls in to give tips to the
candidates before their Presidential debate. |
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Interview with
Steven Hawking on Stem Cell Research
Master physicist Steven Hawking speaks with
Glenn about Stem Cell Research in the latest
episode of Science and You. |
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John Kerry is
on your side
Regardless of what side it is, John Kerry is
on your side. |
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You Make the
Call: Teresa Heinz Kerry
Will Teresa Heinz Kerry be just another
billionaire or will she rise above the
peasants to become the First Lady
billionaire? |
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Celebrity
Hotline: George W Bush
George W Bush calls in live from St Louis
with his thoughts on the second Presidential
debate. |
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Celebrity
Hotline: Al Gore
Al Gore calls in with his thoughts on the
second Presidential debate. |
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Joe Lieberman
Joe Lieberman gives his thoughts on the Vice
Presidential debate. |
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John Edwards
for President
America really missed the boat by not
putting a trial lawyer in at the top of the
ticket. |
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Kerry Campaign
Adviser: The Big Hummer
Glenn Beck interviews John Edwards debate
coach. |
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Presidential
Debate: Kerry vs Kerry
Dan Rather hosts a Presidential debate
between candidates John Kerry and John
Kerry. |
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The Story of
Glenn’s Friend
How much do you want to know about your
neighbors, how much do you want to know
about your friends? Glenn tells the story of
his friend Bob, who is a... |
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Real American A-Holes: Mr Undecided Voter
The Glenn Beck Program pays tribute to you,
Mr. Undecided Voter. |
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Join the
Teachers Union
Are you qualified to be a teacher? It
doesn't matter once you become a member of
the teachers union. Learn about all the
benefits of becoming a member of the
teachers union! |
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Celebrity
Hotline: John F. Kerry
John Kerry represents to duty, and he's here
to tell you about the misleadiments of this
represident. |
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Scholastic
Films Presents: The Truth Behind Hurricanes
When people anger God, he unleashes his
wrath on them. That’s why Florida keeps
getting hit by hurricanes since they voted
for Bush in 2000. So vote Kerry in 2004 and
hurricanes won’t be a problem! |
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Politically
Correct Sopranos
Get ready for the brand new, racially
diverse, politically correct, warm and
fuzzy, bland, non-offensive season of the
Sopranos. |
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Frontline:
Alien Election Coverage
Frontline takes a look into extraterrestrial
politics. |
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John Kerry’s
Answering Machine II
John F Kerry might always be on the road,
but luckily you can still leave him messages
on his answering machine. |
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Jesus Runs for
Congress
If Jesus ran for
Congress how would his opponents try to
smear him? |
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Celebrities for
Bush / Cheney '04
You've probably
heard of the celebrities supporting John
Kerry in '04, but the Republicans have some
celebrities of their own that will be out
there promoting the Bush / Cheney ticket. |
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Martha Stewart Living (in Prison)
It’s bread and water
week on the Tremendous Fall from Grace
Network. |
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Martha Stewart Living (Under a Bridge)
Decorating your
dumpster, tonight on the Tremendous Fall
from Grace Network. |
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Kerry's
Answering Machine: Volume
2
Kerry was looking for
Vice Presidential candidates and received a
number calls that we've gotten a hold of
from his answering machine. |
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Kerry's
Answering Machine: Volume 1
Kerry was looking for
Vice Presidential candidates and received a
number calls that we've gotten a hold of
from his answering machine. |
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Songs for Fat
Heaps: Volume 1
Big boy's do cry, and
you will to if you buy this album. |
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Misery Traffic
with John Kerry
Gas prices are high and
the war in Iraq going badly! Well not
really, gas prices are coming down and Bush
just passed a resolution on Iraq through the
UN with a unanimous vote. |
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Revised Scholastic: Duck and Cover
How should children of
current day handle terrorist threats? Why
duck and cover of course! |
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60 Minutes
Coverage on Tenet Resignation
60 Minutes has complete coverage on the
resignation of former CIA director George
Tenet. |
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Geysers, the
Miniseries
NBC presents the most terrifying story ever
told, Geysers! |
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Americas
Favorite Giant Ogre is Back!
Michael Moore is back with his new movie,
Fahrenheit 911. |
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Are You Paying
Too Much For Gas?
John Kerry wants it both ways. While voting
for a $0.50/gallon tax on gas in the past,
Kerry now criticizes President George Bush
for allowing such high gas prices. |
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Why Is Bush
Ignoring The Environment?
John Kerry wants it both ways. Why are gas
prices so cheap? He’s fighting to keep gas
prices low so his friends in big auto can
sell more SUV’s and pollute the environment. |
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Revised Scholastic: Leadership
The influence of
Hollywood in the making of major decisions by Washington D.C.
politicians. |
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Evil
Conservative Industries PSA: Clean Air and
Water Spot 1
Evil Conservative Industries brings you this
important message about our environment. |
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Evil
Conservative Industries PSA: Clean Air and
Water Spot 2
Evil Conservative Industries brings you this
important message about our environment. |
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John Kerry Wants Your Vote
The conservative equivalent of the Moveon.org
brings you the following message… |
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Real American A-Holes: Mr. Massachusetts
Politician
Another in a long line of Glenn Beck Program
tributes. |
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Glenn Beck Theater: Get Low
Taking
his inspiration from John Kerry, Glenn Beck
takes up a new interest in hip-hop and rap. |
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Revised
Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind
The Life of Jesus Christ
A PC
look at the life of Jesus. |
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Almost All
Things Consider: The Legacy of President
George W Bush
A fair and balanced look at the Bush
administration. |
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Archibald Kedz
Promotes His Book: Bush Cutting Arabs Throats
and Millionaire's Taxes
Another in a long line of authors that are
hoping to cash in on bashing the Bush
Administration. |
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Revised
Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind
the Country of Iraq
Saddam's Iraq wasn't as bad as the Zionist run
media would make you believe. |
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A Look Back at
George W Bush's 2004 State of the Union
Address
Yellow Cake, Biological Weapons Laps. |
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Jim Tinominin:
Economics Of The Future
All those "stats"
and "figures" won't be so confusing in the
future. |
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Palestinian
Political Ad
Abdul-Ratiz-Ratizi approved of this political
advertisement. |
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Frontline:
Jobless, Homeless, Hungry
Frontline investigates the plight of the
average American. |
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John Kerry
Waffle House: Fetus Protection Bill
Kerry voted for it, before he voted against it
- imagine that! John Kerry Waffle House,
serving waffles since 1984! |
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George W Bush's
Latest Attack Ad's
The campaign turns ugly with the latest round
of attack ads. |
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This Year Every
Vote Will Count
This year all American's have a choice... Well
kind of.... |
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Whitney Hit
That Bong
This song goes out Whitney and her stint in
rehab. |
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Glenn
Beck's Greatest Hits - Puppies Who Love People
Puppies who love people are the happiest
puppies on earth. |
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Same Sex
Marriage
Love and Marriage Song Parody |
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Steven Hawking
Explains the Economy
The Glenn Beck Program turns to the smartest
man in the world to explain the economy. |
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March 2, 2004 -
GET OFF MY PHONE!
Glenn GOMP's caller Dave from San Francisco. |
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Can I get a
word in edgewise?
Can I get a word in edgewise? May I finish.... |
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John Kerry's
Waffle House
Where the waffles are always evenly grilled on
both sides! |
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Glenn Beck, The
FAT Trackz
Glenn Beck sings the lyrics to your kids
favorite songs. |
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Frontline: MTV
In A Swirl of Controversy
Frontline
takes in-depth look into Janet Jackson's
half-time show at Super Bowl XXXVIII. |
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MTV Apologizes
for Janet's Wardrobe Error
Now you can purchase your very own Janet
Jackson nipple ring. |
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The 500th
Annual Glenn Beck Program Half Time Show
Please note that
this bit does contain nudity. |
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Best of More-On
Trivia
Find out why
More-On Trivia is one of the most popular
features on the Glenn Beck Program. |
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Stu's Super
Bowl Song, 2004 Edition
Stu gets you hyped
for Super Bowl XXVIII with this exciting song. |
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Sunni Triangle
Records Presents: Hey Hey Screw the USA
All your favorite
hits from Sunni Triangle Records. |
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Howard Dean
Teaches Geography
Introducing a
whole new way to teach your kids, YAAAAARRRHHH!!!! |
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Name Your
States
Featuring Howard
Dean, YAAAAARRRHHH!!!! |
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Timmy/Dean
Remix
A remix of Timmy's
song (from South Park) when we replace the 'Timmmmmyyyy!!!'
with 'YAAAAARRRHHH!!!!' |
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Glenn's
Christmas Wish
Glenn Beck gives
the ultimate Christmas Wish to... Glenn Beck! |
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Santa 109.9
Rudy Reindeer brings you
a little holiday cheer this year! |
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A Conservative
Christmas
There's
a new Christmas anthem this year.
Click here
to see the full lyrics. |
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The Mighty
Gloveman
This
one goes out to the gloved one, Michael
Jackson. |
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Insider
Exclusive: The Jim Rome Show
16 Minute Insider exclusive from the December
3rd, 2003 After Show Show. |
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Exploiteco: The
Whitey Alert System
The ultimate race based lawsuit early warning
mechanism! |
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Exploiteco:
Wacko Jacko
Exploiteco
sponsors Michael Jackson' next tour, coming
soon to a city near you. |
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The War Mongers
War Room: Iron Hammer
George Bush's
hidden agenda; exposed. |
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Jim Tinominin:
Protest Of The Future
The protest of the
future is here today. |
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Senate Slumber
Party #1
When you're up all night with C-SPAN, you know
you had a rockin' good time! |
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Senate Slumber
Party #2
When you're up all night with C-SPAN, you know
you had a rockin' good time! |
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Senate Slumber
Party #3
When you're up all night with C-SPAN, you know
you had a rockin' good time! |
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Senate Slumber
Party #4
When you're up all night with C-SPAN, you know
you had a rockin' good time! |
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Quorum Call -
The Movie
C-SPAN's first movie is a real thriller |
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Clark's Plan To
Capture Osama
Glenn brainstorms on how to capture Osama
after hearing Wesley Clark's plan. |
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Bill Rodgers on
Big Food
President
of PetP calls out Glenn on his Big Food
Agenda. |
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Med-Detach
Industries
Instant weight loss, made easy! |
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The Yellow
Cross
Glenn cuts a commercial for the Red Cross. |
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Stu Reports
from the CA - Report 1
Stu gives his initial report from CA about the
still spreading fires. |
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Stu Reports
from the CA - Report 2
Stu gives two exclusives including the death
of Smokey the Bear. |
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Stu Reports
from the CA Fires - Report 3
Stu reports on the awesome footage that he's
getting from the CA fires. |
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Stu Reports
from the CA Fires - Report 4
Who are the real heroes in California, the
fire fighters or the media? |
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Flemaski vs
Velveeta 2003
Flemaski
and Velveeta battle it out in 2003 as politics
slips to an all-new low. |
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The Darren Show
Open
Stu and Dan
really show off their abilities in this
exclusive show opening for Darren Show. |
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Michael Schiavo
Parenting Tip #1
Michael
Schiavo explains the real meaning of life
support. |
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Michael Schiavo
Parenting Tip #2
Michael
Schiavo explains the real meaning of life
support. |
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Michael Schiavo
Parenting Tip #3
Michael
Schiavo explains the real meaning of life
support. |
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Michael Schiavo
Parenting Tip #4
Michael
Schiavo explains the real meaning of life
support. |
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Steven Hawking
/ Terri Schiavo :The Sequel
You may have heard that Glenn was against
keeping Terri Schiavo alive the first day he
heard the story. That day a Steven Hawking,
"anti-Terri" bit was played. This isn't it. It
has been forever banned from the air. In the
sequel, Steven Hawking makes it right. |
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Wesley Clark
Speech on President Bush
Wesley
Clark praises President Bush in a speech that
we think happened...yesterday. |
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Retrospective:
Fred 'Rerun' Barry
A
retrospective of television star Fred Barry,
better know as Rerun. |
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Glenn Beck
Interviews Best Selling Author Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck
interviews New York Times Best Selling Author
Glenn Beck about his new book 'The Real
America'. |
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Baseball
Advertising
Advertising
in baseball is out of control, and we have the
proof. The bit was created in 2001 by Seattle
writer and voiceover artist Jeff Hoyt. He's a
diehard Mariners fan who was upset when Alex
Rodriguez left the Mariners and signed his 252
million dollar deal with the Rangers. The
comedy bit was designed to play out what
Rangers' broadcasts would have to sound like
in order to pay Alex his money. Bob Noxious
was played by Ken Boynton. Charlie Buttinski
was played by Jeff Hoyt. Sound design was
provided by Seattle's Pure Audio. |
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Britney Call
About Bobo
Britney
from Gary's School of Haiku pays tribute to
Bobo.
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Jim Tinominin
Diet of the Future - Original
Insider Exclusive:
Hear the original 13 minute After Show Show
edition of the the Jim Tinominin Diet of the
Future. |
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Killin' Zimmer
Don Zimmer charges
the mound to take on Pedro Martinez. |
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Scholastic
Films Presents: Life in America
What is life
really like in America? |
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Frontline: Michael Moore
Frontline
investigates Michael Moore and determine he is
fat, I mean really fat. |
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Insider
Exclusive: Stu and Dan Show
KRAP present this Insider
exclusive – the Dan and Stu Show (paid
programming). |
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Frontline:
Michael Moore
Frontline
investigates America through Michael Moore’s
eyes. |
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Dueling Arnolds
Celebrity hotline
heats up with not just one Arnold, but two! |
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Authors: Stu
and Dan
If you liked the
One Minute Millionaire, you'll love One Second
Billionaire |
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Celebrity
Hotline: Yoda and George Bush
Celebrity hotline
is back again, this time with Yoda and
President Bush. |
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Delino
Please, do not
listen to this audio clip while operating
heavy machinery. |
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Celebrity
Hotline: Arnold
Schwarzenegger
calls our Celebrity hotline to discuss his
victory in California. |
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Gary the
Republican
Gary the
Republican calls in to show his support for
Schwarzenegger. |
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Insider
Exclusive: Almost All Things Considered - The
Real America
Insider After Show Show Exclusive - Almost All
Things Considers takes a look at Glenn's new
book, 'The Real America' |
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Real American
A-Holes: Salute to Mr. Partisan Politician
Our tribute to
partisan politicians. |
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Celebrity
Hotline: Arnold
Schwarzenegger
calls our Celebrity hotline about taxes and
sexual harassment. |
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Frontline
Special: The Real America
Frontline takes an in-depth look at Glenn's
new book 'The Real America' |
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Annoying
Telemarketers
Even though Glenn signed up for the National
Do Not Call List, telemarketers still get
through on the program. |
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Wilford: Common Sense
Wilford calls in about common sense. |
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Calif. Election Theme
California election theme set to Weezer's
'Buddy Holly'. |
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Glenn Breck
Program
A long time
listener calls in to complain about the Glenn
Breck Program. |
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Frontline: Jobs
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the loss
of high paying American jobs. |
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Glenn Beck
Cries
Yes,
hear Glenn cry. Over and over again. |
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Exclusive:
The Dan Show
An Insider
Exclusive: Listen to what happens behind the
scenes when Glenn goes on a vacation for a
week. |
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FoXXX News
Fair and Balanced?
Who cares, this is FoXXX News, the first 21
and over cable news network. |
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Electricity of the Future
Jim Tinominin brings you
an inside look at electricity of the future. |
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Almost All
Things Considered: America’s Nuclear Legacy
Almost all things
considered takes a look at the US bombing of
Hiroshima. |
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Songs for Fat
Failures: Volume III
Yes, life is hard
but your abs are not. So why not get away with
this suicidal soundtrack. |
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Holy Crap Your
Fat and You Can Dance
Just
because most building codes won’t allow you to
lift your huge, trunk like legs off the ground
doesn’t mean you can’t dance! |
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Celebrity
Hotline: Arnold Calls Into Our Wacky Show
Quack quack! |
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Celebrity
Hotline: Arnold Calls Us Again!
Quack quack 2: Electric Boogaloo |
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Celebrity
Hotline: Gary Coleman Gives Us a Jingle!
Quack quack! |
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Revised Scholastic
Films: The Truth Behind Nuclear Weapons
Revised Scholastic Films takes give you the
real story on about nuclear weapons |
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Revised Scholastic
Films: The Teen Choice Awards 1956
Revised Scholastic Films takes
takes a look back at the 1956 Teen
Choice Awards |
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Remember Pearl
Harbor
After the Japanese
bombed Pearl Harbor, America was mad and this song proves it. |
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He’s Tyson, Mike Tyson
Tyson files for bankruptcy. |
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Frontline: The
Fairer Sex
Learn everything
you need to know about women from Frontline. |
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Kobe Bryant Plays Ball
Kobe won’t take no for an
answer when it comes to scoring… |
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High School of the Future
Jim Tinominin brings you
an inside look at the High School of Future. |
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Bob Hope Retrospective
The Glenn Beck Program
retrospective for radio/TV/film/stage legend Bob Hope. |
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'Almost' All Things Considered
Parody or National Public
Radio's 'All Things Considered' |
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Revised
Scholastic Films Presents: Quality of Life
Is your life worth
living? Find out here... |
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Newest Reality Series
Another twist in reality
TV, this time we present the latest from Hooray. |
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Glenn Beck's tribute to the Tour
de France
Glenn Beck is all about
sports, here is riveting tribute to the Tour de France. |
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Bill Rodgers of PETP: Hunting Bambi
Bill Rodgers of PFTP speaks with Glenn about the recent
controversy over the 'Hunting Bambi' story. |
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Calling For Clothes
Glenn uses the corporate telephone to order some clothes from a
"porn" catalog. |
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Solar Roller
Drive a environmentally friendly car. |
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Stephan Hawking Visits a Strip Club
While this isn't a real
interview with Stephan Hawking, he really did visit a strip club
and we
got the story to prove it (w/ pictures)! |
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Frontline: Another Bombing In Israel
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the latest bombing in
Israel. |
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Glenn's Rap Theater
Glenn is a rap artist, this is the proof. |
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Stephan Hawking Explains Sammy Sosa's Corked Bat
The master of science
discusses the recent incident with Sammy Sosa. |
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Insider Extra First: Stu's
Outrageous Bit
"I like pudding" |
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Glenn Beck Exclusive: Latest Al
Qaeda Tape
The White House asked for the US
Media not to play this tape, but we feel it contains from
important messages that the American people need to hear. |
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Glenn Beck Program's American
Idol
Yes, we waste 2:00 minutes of your
time just to make fun of Needlepoint Dave. |
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Frontline: Behind the Scenes of
the Rally for America
What really happens behind the
scenes at the Rally for America? |
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Glenn Beck's Diet Plan
Did you know that Glenn Beck once
did one of those info-commercials? |
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Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode
22
Kandahar and Jalalabad
finally make it to Baghdad to fight America. |
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Young Republicans Go Uncultivated
Listen as real mild mannered
conservative boy next door Republicans cut loose. |
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New Meal Supplement
Find out the health benefits of
eating dog crap. |
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PBS: The House
PBS’s new reality show about the
House of Congress. If you own a Bentley, this is Must See TV! |
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Frontline: Scott Peterson
Frontline takes an
in-depth look at the Scott Peterson case. |
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Bill Rodgers Discusses Glenn's
Suppression of Women
PETP President Bill Rodgers
calls in to berate Glenn. |
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Shauna Discusses Freedom with
Glenn
This call is all about
war and freedom. |
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Glenn speaks with Patricia
Ireland about Iraq
Former NOW President speaks with Glenn about freeing the Iraqi
women. |
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Revised Scholastic Films: Peace Protests
Revised Scholastic Films explains
peace protests. |
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George Bush's War Room
Insight to the war mongers war room. |
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The French
You might think the French are against the US due to their Iraqi
ties, however they will tell you a different story. |
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Shock and Awe Rap
Parody based on the coverage of 'Shock and Awe' |
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NPR's Sponsors
NPR is brought to you by... |
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Mr. Saddam - War Time Version
Follow-up to the Mr. Saddam parody. |
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Real American A-Holes: Hollywood
Our tribute to Hollywood. |
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Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode 21
More craziness from those wacky fellows, Kandahar and Jalalabad. |
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Revised Scholastic Films:
US Budget
Frontline takes an
in-depth look at the United States budget. |
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Wilford discusses Michael Jackson
Wilford calls in to tell
Glenn about all the young men he's slept with. |
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Saddam Delivers A Message
to the World
Saddam loves the wild
wild west. |
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Jim Tinominin: War of the Future
Mr. Tinominin’s ideas on
what wars in the future will be like. |
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UN School Of Parenting
Learn how to parent your children
from the United Nations. |
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Super Bowl of Motorsports:
Version 1
Ad parody for the Super
Bowl of Motorsports. |
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Super Bowl of Motorsports:
Version 2
Ad parody for the Super
Bowl of Motorsports. |
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Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode 19
The super heroes speak at Anti-War Rally. |
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Revised Scholastic Films: Rioting
The truth behind rioting in the 21st
Century. |
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Joe Lieberman
Ad: He's Joe
Joe wants your vote,
find out everything you need to know about his tax plan. |
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Celebrity SUV's
We take a look at
George's SUV and the anti-SUV campaign. |
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Frontline
Special: The Death of Shame
Frontline takes an
in-depth look at the death of shame in America. |
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Frontline
Special: North Korea
Frontline takes an
in-depth look at the threat coming from communist North Korea. |
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Revised Scholastic Films: Economy
Revised Scholastic Films presents a
short film to explain the economy. |
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Revised Scholastic Films: Responsibility
Who is really
RESPONSIBLE for what happens to you? |
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Bank of Siam
Glenn's New York City
banking experience. |
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TJ Song: Why can't
we be friends
TJ antagonizes Glenn on every
opportunity she gets to call the show. Glenn yells at her, but
she keeps calling. On this bit, Glenn tries TJ to answer a
question about Al Gore. An Old School Classic. |
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Janet
Reno Dance Party
A Jiggy Janet Gets Down
With the Beautiful People at Miami Beach Fundraiser. |
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Merry Christmas from the Nation Bar Association
A bunch o lawyers wish
you a Merry Christmas. Together with disclaimers. |
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Jingle
for Jewfish (What
is
this song talking about?)
The group responsible for
naming fish changes the common name of Florida's largest grouper
from its objectionable ''jewfish.'' |
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Real
American A-Holes
Parody of a well-known
beer ad. This one is about how ACLU attorneys protect American
rights by filing countless useless lawsuits. |
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Frontline
Special: Iraq's
Weapons of Mass Destruction Report
Saddam submits his
weapons declaration in the style of Ken Burns |
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Glenn's "Holiday" Songs - Edited to be non-offensive
Ad this politically
correct selections to your Holiday collection. Never be insulted
again by insensitive lyrics of one-sided Christmas
Winter Festivities songs. |
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Al Gore on Larry
King Live
Larry King asks Al Gore
about his thoughts on the tragedy of 9/11/01, the recounts
situation, and the possibility of running for the presidency
again in 2004. |
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Kandahar and Jalalabad
: Episode 17
The super heroes practice
and train to welcome the U.N. weapons inspectors. |
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Velveeta vs.
Flemaski: Negative Advertising Spot 1
On the eve of the
elections in 2002, two politicians make their best-of-the-worst
political ads. |
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Velveeta vs.
Flemaski: Negative Advertising Spot 2
The battle continues
between Velveeta and Flemaski. How far will they go? |
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Florida Voter Calls
In: Beaten at the Polls 2002
At what lengths will the
Republicans go to in order to win in 2002? |
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I like the French
Glenn duplicates the
success of “I like Chinese” by simply changing the lyrics to
express Glenn’s feelings towards the French. |
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Bill Rodgers call in about the Tarot Card Sniper
The president of PETP
(People For the Ethical Treatment of People) ponders on the
circumstances that caused the sniper to go in his rampage, and
even gives his guess on who the is sniper. |
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Front Line: Inside
look at one of the largest crime families in the United States
Join Front Line for this
special report. |
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The Longest
Question in the History of the World
Glenn Beck shows off his
impressive interview skills by asking the longest question in
the history of the world. |
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Kandahar and Jalalabad
: Episode 15
Preparing for a suicide
bombing in Israel, our infamous super anti-heroes encounter
gigantic foes. |
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Looking Down at the
Average American
Ad - The new book by
Better than New Publishing Company releases their new book with
a unique view of the average American and a stylish intake of
the upper class. |
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Frontline: Weapons
of Mass Destruction
An investigative report
on weapons of mass destruction. |
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Glenn Beck Self
Tickling Interlude
Yes, Glenn does it with
an ostrich feather. |
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WorldCom Ad Number 1
PSA from WorldCom on hard
work and dedication. |
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WorldCom Ad Number 2
PSA from WorldCom
reminiscing on their achievements and looking into the future. |
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WorldCom Ad Number 3
PSA from WorldCom on
expressing their apologies, or at least trying to, for as long
as they care. |
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WorldCom Ad Number 4
PSA from WorldCom – they
don’t smell like s*#% |
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Eminem Economy Rap Parody
Full Version - Insider Exclusive |
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Kandahar and Jalalabad
: Episode 14
In the latest episode of
the infamous super heroes’ saga, the reviews for their
recruiting movie dub them as funny, unbelievable, and stupid.
Don’t miss the surprise ending. |
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Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode 13
The super heroes look to augment their ranks by making a
recruiting film. Guess what happens,,,, |
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PC Sesame Street:
Rubber Condom
The new release of
Ernie’s famous hit song “Rubber Ducky”. |
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PC Sesame Street:
Promo 1
In the next episode of PC
Sesame Street, a new character has a deadly disease. |
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PC Sesame Street:
Promo 2
P.BS brings you a brand
new episode where we learn a word or two starting with the
letter I. |
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Newsreel on the
Economy
Discover the mysteries of
the economy. Are you Arthur Andersen material? |
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Jim Tinominin
Memorial of the Future
Mr. Tinominin’s ideas on
memorials that remember all walks of life, ideologies, nations,
sexual preferences, you name it. |
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The New KKK
on Michael Jackson
Tolerance, caring and
close-to-painful murdering are just some of the reforms the new
KKK has been working as they move into the 21st Century. |
| War
On Terror: Listed Alphabetically |
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Last Stand Taliban |
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Osama Beard Shampoo
Message from Osama Bin
Laden to his troops, translated into English. |
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Proud to be in
Afghanistan
Afghani version of “Proud
to be an American”. |
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Comedy Bits: Listed Alphabetically |
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Anti American Rap
Explore why
anti-Americans despise this country so much to the happy rhythm
of hippity hopping rap. |
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Bill Rogers weights
in on the Catholic Priest Issue
The president of PFETP
(People For the Ethical Treatment of People) gets through the
phone screeners again. This time, in addition to insulting
Glenn, he claims that child rape is actually the child’s fault. |
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Blockbuster: Insert
Name of Blockbuster Here
Has Hollywood lost its
creative spirit? We prove that you can make a movie teaser for
practically any movie with one single template. |
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Brady Bunch /
Catholic Church Song
Tired of hearing the news
in the same boring prose delivery? Glenn brings you the news
with a new twist of an old tune. |
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Clear Channel
Christmas
Revised Scholastic Films
brings you the truth behind Christmas at Clear Channel. Pink
slips, packing boxes, promotions, security escorts, etc. Oh,
what a joyous occasion! |
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Christmas Wish: The
Family of Enron's Former CEO
In the tradition of Glenn Beck’s Christmas Wish, Glenn grants
wishes for the family of the CEO of Enron. Hear the wife of Ken
Lay (whatever her name is) receive the Christmas Wish from Glenn
Beck himself. |
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Election Process Newsreel
Revised Scholastic Films
explores the election process in America. Strange things happen
in some Floridian counties. |
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Exploiteco Catholic
Listen to this
announcement for instructions on what to do if you have been
molested by a priest, or even if you haven’t, but you still want
to sue God anyway. |
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Gary Condit
Interview / Things you might have missed Part 1
Listen to outtakes of the
Gary Condit/Connie Chung interview. You may have nt heard this
when it aired on network TV. |
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Gary Condit
Interview / Things you might have missed Part 2
Listen to outtakes of the
Gary Condit/Connie Chung interview. You may have nt heard this
when it aired on network TV. |
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Gary Condit
Interview / Things you might have missed Part 3
Listen to outtakes of the
Gary Condit/Connie Chung interview. You may have nt heard this
when it aired on network TV. |
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Glenn Beck Classic
Channel
If you like to watch
wacky cable TV channels, you’ll love this one. This is a promo
of Glenn’s Classic Channel on cable TV. |
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Glenn Beck's Greatest
Hits: Phantom of the Opera
Glenn gives a rendition of the famous Broadway hit. |
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He's Tyson, Mike
Tyson
Parody song on the subject of Mike Tyson’s remarks about wanting
to eat a Lennox Lewis’ children for dinner. |
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Strip Steak - Super
Bowl Special
Parody announcement about
what the entertainment will be in Tampa during the Super Bowl. |
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Things to do on the
Internet with Glenn Beck webmaster Chris Brady: Bacon Bits
Chris Brady never gets
bored since there is so much to do on the Internet to keep him
entertained. |
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Things to do on the
Internet with Glenn Beck webmaster Chris Brady: NASCAR
Another thing to do on
the internet. Will he ever stop? |
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Things to do on the
Internet with Glenn Beck webmaster Chris Brady: Chat Rooms
Chris Brady never runs
out of ideas. Even if it means insulting other people. |
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Yoda at a Bar
During the hype, after
the opening of Star Wars I – The Phantom Menace, Glenn shows us
the human side of Yoda |
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Yoda in the Shower
Glenn shows us more of
the human side of Yoda. |
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Yoda Intimate Moment
Maybe we shouldn’t know
this much. |
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Hi Jean
(Jean discussed the Andrea Yates issue)
Caller Jean discusses the
Andrea Yates issue with Glenn and "special caller" Wilfred who's
wife drowned two of his children. |
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Baseball Bits |
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Corky Baseball
We all know and love
Corky.
Listen to a play-by-play of Corky at the bat, an inspiration to
us all. |
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Baseball Porn?
Is this what the American Pastime has become? What does “getting
into the box” mean, anyways? |
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Insider Exclusive:
Response to Baseball Porn
Glenn felt left out, so he demanded to have his own words be put
to the sound of cheap 70’s porn music. |
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Unscripted Comedy via Callers |
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Abdul Discusses the
Middle East ( Part 1 of 2 )
Abdul tries to explain
his point of view to Glenn. Hint – callers cannot hear
background music that Glenn MAY be playing while they talk. |
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Abdul Discusses the
Middle East ( Part 2 of 2 )
Abdul calls Glenn the
very next day to complain about the background music. Glenn
promises not to play Wayne Newton’s “Danke Shoen”. |
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Old Lady and JFK JR
Glenn gets an earful from
a caller offended because she thinks Glenn said that JFK is not
dead. |
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Worst Caller: David
on Abortion
OK, so he’s the worst
caller ever, but he has a point. David tries to get to it on
this one. |
