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RamaHanuKwanzMas
Don't offend people by using the 'C' word this
holiday season, instead tell them to have a
happy RamaHanuKwanzMas. |
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GET OFF MY PHONE - VIDEO!
On March 5, 2003 Glenn just
couldn't take it. You heard it on the air, but did you see it?
High speed connection recommended. |
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Real American A-Holes: Tax Code Inventor
Our tribute to the person that invented the Tax Code. |
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I like the French
Glenn duplicates the
success of “I like Chinese” by simply changing the lyrics to
express Glenn’s feelings towards the French. |
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I like
Chinese
One of the most requested
and popular bits of the program. First aired during the events
following the Chinese holding of U.S. military personnel, after
a U.S. spy plane was forced to land on Chinese territory.
Follow-ups include 'I like the French' (Below). |
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Unsorted Comedy Bits |
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Revised Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth
Behind Jesus Christ
The life of Jesus
Christ is a wonderful story but is full of
un-PC terms and language. |
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A Scott
Peterson Film Strip
Peterson can only help
his defense with this high quality
production. |
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HELP! I can't
get clean
showerhead
Do you spend all day
looking at ****warts? Well you need the new
'HELP! I can't get clean showerhead!' |
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Interview with Teresa Heinz Kerry
Glenn talks with Teresa
Heinz Kerry about a recent article in
Newsweek magazine. |
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Interview with George Bush 41
Glenn talks with former
President George Bush 41 about this thoughts
on the election, and Michael Moore. |
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Gloat Fest or
Pity Party?
What will happen on Wednesday, November 3rd? |
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The Making of a
Waffle Head Soundtrack
Glenn Beck creates the soundtrack for
Project Longface. |
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Revised
Scholastic Films: Election 2004
Revised Scholastic Films presents truth
behind the election of 2004. |
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Glenn
interviews Bob the Anti-Christ about the
election
Glenn's exclusive interview with Bob the
Anti-Christ about the Presidential debates. |
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Jim Dingle
interview with Doug McFudgen
Dingle talks taxes with Doug McFudgen. |
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Al Gore's
Debate Preview
Al Gore calls in to give tips to the
candidates before their Presidential debate. |
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Interview with
Steven Hawking on Stem Cell Research
Master physicist Steven Hawking speaks with
Glenn about Stem Cell Research in the latest
episode of Science and You. |
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John Kerry is
on your side
Regardless of what side it is, John Kerry is
on your side. |
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You Make the
Call: Teresa Heinz Kerry
Will Teresa Heinz Kerry be just another
billionaire or will she rise above the
peasants to become the First Lady
billionaire? |
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Celebrity
Hotline: George W Bush
George W Bush calls in live from St Louis
with his thoughts on the second Presidential
debate. |
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Celebrity
Hotline: Al Gore
Al Gore calls in with his thoughts on the
second Presidential debate. |
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Joe Lieberman
Joe Lieberman gives his thoughts on the Vice
Presidential debate. |
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John Edwards
for President
America really missed the boat by not
putting a trial lawyer in at the top of the
ticket. |
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Kerry Campaign
Adviser: The Big Hummer
Glenn Beck interviews John Edwards debate
coach. |
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Presidential
Debate: Kerry vs Kerry
Dan Rather hosts a Presidential debate
between candidates John Kerry and John
Kerry. |
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The Story of
Glenn’s Friend
How much do you want to know about your
neighbors, how much do you want to know
about your friends? Glenn tells the story of
his friend Bob, who is a... |
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Real American A-Holes: Mr Undecided Voter
The Glenn Beck Program pays tribute to you,
Mr. Undecided Voter. |
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Join the
Teachers Union
Are you qualified to be a teacher? It
doesn't matter once you become a member of
the teachers union. Learn about all the
benefits of becoming a member of the
teachers union! |
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Celebrity
Hotline: John F. Kerry
John Kerry represents to duty, and he's here
to tell you about the misleadiments of this
represident. |
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Scholastic
Films Presents: The Truth Behind Hurricanes
When people anger God, he unleashes his
wrath on them. That’s why Florida keeps
getting hit by hurricanes since they voted
for Bush in 2000. So vote Kerry in 2004 and
hurricanes won’t be a problem! |
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Politically
Correct Sopranos
Get ready for the brand new, racially
diverse, politically correct, warm and
fuzzy, bland, non-offensive season of the
Sopranos. |
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Frontline:
Alien Election Coverage
Frontline takes a look into extraterrestrial
politics. |
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John Kerry’s
Answering Machine II
John F Kerry might always be on the road,
but luckily you can still leave him messages
on his answering machine. |
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Jesus Runs for
Congress
If Jesus ran for
Congress how would his opponents try to
smear him? |
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Celebrities for
Bush / Cheney '04
You've probably
heard of the celebrities supporting John
Kerry in '04, but the Republicans have some
celebrities of their own that will be out
there promoting the Bush / Cheney ticket. |
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Martha Stewart Living (in Prison)
It’s bread and water
week on the Tremendous Fall from Grace
Network. |
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Martha Stewart Living (Under a Bridge)
Decorating your
dumpster, tonight on the Tremendous Fall
from Grace Network. |
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Kerry's
Answering Machine: Volume
2
Kerry was looking for
Vice Presidential candidates and received a
number calls that we've gotten a hold of
from his answering machine. |
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Kerry's
Answering Machine: Volume 1
Kerry was looking for
Vice Presidential candidates and received a
number calls that we've gotten a hold of
from his answering machine. |
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Songs for Fat
Heaps: Volume 1
Big boy's do cry, and
you will to if you buy this album. |
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Misery Traffic
with John Kerry
Gas prices are high and
the war in Iraq going badly! Well not
really, gas prices are coming down and Bush
just passed a resolution on Iraq through the
UN with a unanimous vote. |
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Revised Scholastic: Duck and Cover
How should children of
current day handle terrorist threats? Why
duck and cover of course! |
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60 Minutes
Coverage on Tenet Resignation
60 Minutes has complete coverage on the
resignation of former CIA director George
Tenet. |
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Geysers, the
Miniseries
NBC presents the most terrifying story ever
told, Geysers! |
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Americas
Favorite Giant Ogre is Back!
Michael Moore is back with his new movie,
Fahrenheit 911. |
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Are You Paying
Too Much For Gas?
John Kerry wants it both ways. While voting
for a $0.50/gallon tax on gas in the past,
Kerry now criticizes President George Bush
for allowing such high gas prices. |
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Why Is Bush
Ignoring The Environment?
John Kerry wants it both ways. Why are gas
prices so cheap? He’s fighting to keep gas
prices low so his friends in big auto can
sell more SUV’s and pollute the environment. |
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Revised Scholastic: Leadership
The influence of
Hollywood in the making of major decisions by Washington D.C.
politicians. |
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Evil
Conservative Industries PSA: Clean Air and
Water Spot 1
Evil Conservative Industries brings you this
important message about our environment. |
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Evil
Conservative Industries PSA: Clean Air and
Water Spot 2
Evil Conservative Industries brings you this
important message about our environment. |
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John Kerry Wants Your Vote
The conservative equivalent of the Moveon.org
brings you the following message… |
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Real American A-Holes: Mr. Massachusetts
Politician
Another in a long line of Glenn Beck Program
tributes. |
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Glenn Beck Theater: Get Low
Taking
his inspiration from John Kerry, Glenn Beck
takes up a new interest in hip-hop and rap. |
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Revised
Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind
The Life of Jesus Christ
A PC
look at the life of Jesus. |
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Almost All
Things Consider: The Legacy of President
George W Bush
A fair and balanced look at the Bush
administration. |
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Archibald Kedz
Promotes His Book: Bush Cutting Arabs Throats
and Millionaire's Taxes
Another in a long line of authors that are
hoping to cash in on bashing the Bush
Administration. |
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Revised
Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind
the Country of Iraq
Saddam's Iraq wasn't as bad as the Zionist run
media would make you believe. |
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A Look Back at
George W Bush's 2004 State of the Union
Address
Yellow Cake, Biological Weapons Laps. |
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Jim Tinominin:
Economics Of The Future
All those "stats"
and "figures" won't be so confusing in the
future. |
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Palestinian
Political Ad
Abdul-Ratiz-Ratizi approved of this political
advertisement. |
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Frontline:
Jobless, Homeless, Hungry
Frontline investigates the plight of the
average American. |
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John Kerry
Waffle House: Fetus Protection Bill
Kerry voted for it, before he voted against it
- imagine that! John Kerry Waffle House,
serving waffles since 1984! |
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George W Bush's
Latest Attack Ad's
The campaign turns ugly with the latest round
of attack ads. |
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This Year Every
Vote Will Count
This year all American's have a choice... Well
kind of.... |
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Whitney Hit
That Bong
This song goes out Whitney and her stint in
rehab. |
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Glenn
Beck's Greatest Hits - Puppies Who Love People
Puppies who love people are the happiest
puppies on earth. |
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Same Sex
Marriage
Love and Marriage Song Parody |
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Steven Hawking
Explains the Economy
The Glenn Beck Program turns to the smartest
man in the world to explain the economy. |
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March 2, 2004 -
GET OFF MY PHONE!
Glenn GOMP's caller Dave from San Francisco. |
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Can I get a
word in edgewise?
Can I get a word in edgewise? May I finish.... |
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John Kerry's
Waffle House
Where the waffles are always evenly grilled on
both sides! |
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Glenn Beck, The
FAT Trackz
Glenn Beck sings the lyrics to your kids
favorite songs. |
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Frontline: MTV
In A Swirl of Controversy
Frontline
takes in-depth look into Janet Jackson's
half-time show at Super Bowl XXXVIII. |
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MTV Apologizes
for Janet's Wardrobe Error
Now you can purchase your very own Janet
Jackson nipple ring. |
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The 500th
Annual Glenn Beck Program Half Time Show
Please note that
this bit does contain nudity. |
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Best of More-On
Trivia
Find out why
More-On Trivia is one of the most popular
features on the Glenn Beck Program. |
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Stu's Super
Bowl Song, 2004 Edition
Stu gets you hyped
for Super Bowl XXVIII with this exciting song. |
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Sunni Triangle
Records Presents: Hey Hey Screw the USA
All your favorite
hits from Sunni Triangle Records. |
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Howard Dean
Teaches Geography
Introducing a
whole new way to teach your kids, YAAAAARRRHHH!!!! |
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Name Your
States
Featuring Howard
Dean, YAAAAARRRHHH!!!! |
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Timmy/Dean
Remix
A remix of Timmy's
song (from South Park) when we replace the 'Timmmmmyyyy!!!'
with 'YAAAAARRRHHH!!!!' |
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Glenn's
Christmas Wish
Glenn Beck gives
the ultimate Christmas Wish to... Glenn Beck! |
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Santa 109.9
Rudy Reindeer brings you
a little holiday cheer this year! |
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A Conservative
Christmas
There's
a new Christmas anthem this year.
Click here
to see the full lyrics. |
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The Mighty
Gloveman
This
one goes out to the gloved one, Michael
Jackson. |
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Insider
Exclusive: The Jim Rome Show
16 Minute Insider exclusive from the December
3rd, 2003 After Show Show. |
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Exploiteco: The
Whitey Alert System
The ultimate race based lawsuit early warning
mechanism! |
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Exploiteco:
Wacko Jacko
Exploiteco
sponsors Michael Jackson' next tour, coming
soon to a city near you. |
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The War Mongers
War Room: Iron Hammer
George Bush's
hidden agenda; exposed. |
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Jim Tinominin:
Protest Of The Future
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