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On Today's Program
Inconvenient Delivery
It's the holiday season and as
you know Glenn is a very
generous individual who thinks
of others often. A prime example
of this is Glenn's recent pledge
to donate many of his books to
people in need. People like the
students and faculty at Columbia
University. People like
elementary school scientists who
show Al Gore's movie and present
it as fact. People like Stephen
King who called Glenn "satan's
mentally challenged younger
brother" and Robert F. Kennedy
Jr. who called Glenn '"CNN's
chief corporate-facism
advocate". Please, nominate a
liberal library, activist
professor, leftist university or
any other
common-sense-challenged
individual or institution in
need of Glenn's new book,
An Inconvenient Book.
Glenn will happily consider any
worthy cause. Email your
candidate to
me@glennbeck.com.
Read the transcript.
(Insiders
listen here).
Observation Footprint
Scientists are always right, as
you know, and they prove it with
things like the global warming
'consensus' of today and of
course the global cooling they
predicted back in 1975. So why
wouldn't we listen to them when
quantum physicists say that
because we are observing dark
matter, it's causing the matter
to attract toward us, thus
collapsing the universe. Now,
Glenn is not a quantum
physicist, but he is a thinker.
Glenn is not viewing dark
matter. Stu and Dan aren't
viewing dark matter. You aren't
viewing dark matter. So who is?
Scientists! So, Glenn may be
causing global warming by
driving a large vehicle -- but
at least he is not collapsing
the universe by staring at dark
matter. Glenn's solution? He's
offering these quantum
physicists observation credits
they can buy to offset their
dark matter viewing. Full
explanation (and ridicule of
current global warming
alarmists)
here.
(Insiders
listen here)
Read more brilliantly simple
solutions to the worlds biggest
problems (i.e. Al Gore's church
of global warming alarm) in
Glenn's new book,
An Inconvenient Book,
available everywhere.
GOP on CNN
It's debate #851 of the 2008
presidential election season,
and this time it's the GOP
candidates who get to field
those oh so fun YouTube
questions tonight on CNN.
Anderson Cooper is the
moderator, he joined Glenn today
to preview the debate, the types
of questions they received and
whether or not Anderson will
'pull a Russert' tonight
('pulling a Russert' is doing
something crazy like asking for
an actual answer to a question).
Read the transcript.
(Insiders
listen here
to Glenn's interview with
Anderson).
No Spanking!
Massachusetts is considering a
possible ban on spanking where
parents wouldn't be allowed to
spank children under 18. Yup,
the people's republic of
Massachusetts is ok with
abortion, but don't spank your
kid, that would be just wrong.
Glenn sees this as part of our
move towards a nanny state, much
like what Europe has done. Glenn
explains more about his theory
tonight at 7:00pm eastern only
on Headline News.
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