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Of dogs and divorce!
By Al Ruechel | 08-14-02

I don’t think it is coincidence that the same letters that make up the word G-O-D also can be used to spell the word D-O-G. To a little boy growing up in a small rural Iowa town my dogs were about as close as I could get to God. They were my constant companions in the good times and bad, sleeping on my bed, escorts on my paper routes, offering me the comfort I needed in a world turned upside down by my parents divorce.

Let’s see, there was Skippy! My black cocker spaniel. I don’t remember much about her except the picture in my photo album. I’m wearing that old Gene Autrey cowboy hat. Skippy is leaning on my knee with a red bandana around his neck. There was Chico, a German shepherd mix, a regular Heinz 57. He spent a lot of time out on my grandfather's farm. And I can remember three or four other dogs that had sort life spans. Dogs didn’t seem to live long in an agriculture community were rat poison was spread around the grain elevators at both ends of the town and veterinary care was just too expensive.

But of all the dogs I hugged and buried none were a dear to me as King and Lassie. They were my living guardian angels. Dad brought home King from the office one day in a big old box. Some farmer had given the dog to dad to pay for doing his taxes. I remember the event so clearly because it was the weekend after Mom and my brother Bill had moved out of the house for good. It took me another year or more before I finally understood what a divorce was. I guess the dog was supposed to make up for some of the pain of loosing half my family. Lassie came into my life only a few weeks later, another puppy I found while digging around the junkyard for hidden treasures.

King was a huge animal. It was clear by looking at his feet and coloring he had some St. Bernard and Husky tossed in to boot. I could ride on his back when he was just 6 months old. He didn’t bark much. He slept out back in a doghouse made out of three old doors nailed together. Dad said he was protecting the house. Each morning King would alternate between pulling me and my bike around on the paper route, and checking out all the garbage cans along the way. Those were the days when it was safe for a 10-year-old to run around the small town of 800 without worrying about molesters, bad guys, and abductors. My customers even liked King. The Millers would always put a bone out on the porch for him. They ran the local grocery store and had an endless supply of those huge cattle knees that King could devour in the time it took me to fold each paper and stuff it inside it’s holder.

Lassie was my bed companion. Half the size of King, she always slept directly on top of my feet at the end of the bed. She had those wonderful loving brown eyes and such a sweet disposition. I can’t tell you how many times I cried myself to sleep with my arms wrapped around her beautiful brown and gold mane. At times I swear I could hear her whimpering along with me. Forget what the psychologists say, divorce is a poison, a cancer that you can never cleanse from your body, no matter how hard you try, no matter how many tears you weap.

Yet, off all the adventures and sorrows I shared with my dogs none was more remarkable than the time King and Lassie saved me from the town bullies. My dad was a justice of the peace in my hometown. Next to the town cop, he was the law. Unfortunately for me, I was the son of the law. If anybody wanted to exact any revenge for my father’s legal pronouncements I was going to be the target. And with no mom at home to watch out for me I was a perfect hit.

It was a Friday afternoon during the summer. I had just returned from a baseball game with King and Lassie in tow, or should I say King and Lassie had me in tow. I was walking past McKinley’s old garage when somebody yelled at me to come inside. Understand, this old building was kind of a hang out for us with it’s papered over windows and large empty spaces. It was far enough removed from the main drag nobody would hear us inside, in bad enough shape no one would care what we did save starting a fire. We even had an old hoop nailed to one of the beams inside to kill time when it was raining or snowing outside.

I pushed back the old swinging door following the voice up the retractable ladder leading to the second floor. No big deal, it was probably one of my friends.

“Wurf? Is that you?” Wurf and I were buds, closer than mud and just as smelly. I peered over the edge of the floor. The next thing I knew the ladder was being jerked up to the ceiling. Jumping forward I slammed onto my hands and chest in a cloud of dust.

“Your dead you ------.” It was Rich Hutzell and his cousin Butch. My dad had sentenced these guys a dozen times for vandalism, arson, shop lifting, smashing car windows. Their oldest brother had tried to rob the local bank by running his car in through the front window. He was in the state penitentiary in Madison.

“We’re going to mess you up good. Don’t bother yelling cause nobody’s going to hear you.”

Remember I was just 10 at the time so these two 17 year olds had no trouble putting me out of commission. They wrapped an old T-shirt around my mouth and led me out onto the roof of the building next door. Rich pushed me into the tree branch hanging over the building and told me to climb down. I was more angry then afraid. Wurf and I hated these guys. We threw rocks at their cars and snitched on them every chance we could. They always talked big, even popped Wurf and I in the mouth a couple of times in the pool hall. They were so stupid how could they possibly do anything to hurt me.

Geez! Then it hit me. Where were King and Lassie? The Hutzells had locked them downstairs in the garage. You could hear them both barking and scratching. King knew what was happening and was he ever ticked.

“King! King… come on boy!” I had managed to pull the T-shirt from around my mouth just long enough to call for help. Rich grabbed me around the neck. This time I knew he meant business. He threw me into the back seat of his brother’s old Hudson, you know the one with the back seat worn so thin you could see the straw sticking out from the wire coiled seat cushions. We drove four blocks away to the old concession stand at the ball field. It was way in the back corner surrounded by cornfields on three sides.

This time Butch grabbed me and pulled me out of the car. He dragged me behind the stand and threw me to the ground. Then he pulled one of those huge old lady hatpins out of a bag. I’d guess it was about a foot long with a colored blue bead on one end.

“We’re going to stick you, you little s----! You’re dad ain’t never going to do anything to us, no more.” I kicked and squirmed as much as I could and even managed to land a few blows to their privates. Butch ripped my shirt and tried to sit on my legs while Rich fumbled on the ground for the pin. They got me in the upper legs and in the butt a couple of times. I screamed a lot but out there, next to a corn field and behind an old shed, no one was going to hear.

I kept kicking and finally managed to turn over on my stomach. Then, as Rich Hutzell stood above me with his legs spread, I saw them. King and Lassie flying through the air with teeth bared and fur raised like the scales on a dinosaur. I later discovered King kept throwing his massive 135 pound body into the old garage doors until he finally broke through the wood. He also broke a couple of his own ribs.

Injury or not, King’s body now resembled a defensive lineman in full stride. He hit Rich right in the chest knocking him back at least 10 feet gasping for air. Butch fell backward as Lassie began shredding the leg on his jeans. It didn’t end there. As Rich tried to crawl away into the cornrows, King grabbed him by the leg and dragged him like a huge bone back into the open. Rich made the mistake of trying to kick King. My guardian angel bit him hard in the upper thigh, so hard I could hear a crunch.

“He’s killing me…. Your g-- d--- dog is killing me!” Rich wailed and squealed. Meantime, Butch had managed to pull away from Lassie and jumped back into the Hudson.

“Let go King…. King, let go! It’s alright boy!” King reluctantly loosened his jaw around Rich’s thigh. He had blood on his fur. He pulled back and stood over me defending his territory, protecting his master. This was his line. Cross it and you were dead.

The Hutzells never bothered me, not so much as blinked at me ever again. I never told my Dad about it. I told him all of those puncture wounds came from falling out of our apple tree into the lilac bush. He believed me! The only other person in town who knew what had happened was Doc Owen. He stitched up Rich and set his broken leg without using any anesthetic, or so he told me. Both Hutzells ended up in jail six years later on attempted murder and armed robbery.

I wish King and Lassie had lived long and happy lives. They certainly deserved it. King had to be put to sleep shaking and shivering under our car suffering from distemper. Some guy who offered me $200 cash for Lassie in the pool hall stole her in the spring of that year. At least I’d like to think she was stolen. The prospect of her dying the way King did would have been more than this kid could have handled.

Psychologists say that children create their own realities to deal with the things that hurt them. Or they find substitutes or make believe playmates to comfort them. Or pets take on a special role their parents can no longer fulfill. It’s all psycho-babble when you are just ten. But it does explain why I cried more when I lost my dogs then I did when I finally accepted the fact my mom and dad had gotten a divorce.

Like I said, having a great dog is about as close to knowing God as a kid can get. Preserved in my mind forever, they were the only emotional escape from my crumbling family around me. Yet in the end, like my family, there was nothing I could do to mend the broken pieces or bring back my two dear friends but sit in the upstairs bedroom and look out the window…. and cry.


Al Ruechel, copyright 2002, all rights reserved

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